Here is a list of things you never want to hear escape the mouth of a photographer on set.
– Whoops
– Well… that didn’t work.
– Don’t do whatever you just did again.
– You didn’t want these photos did you?
– I’ve been out all last night so can we get through this quickly?
– I forgot my camera, so I’ll be drawing this one.
– I’ll just fix that in Photoshop.
– You can edit these right?
– I can get you published if you just take that off.
– Wow you are in so much better shape now!
– You really should not have shot with that other photographer.
– Okay, I suppose we can shoot some lifestyle stuff later, but first let’s shoot something really sexy.
– I normally charge 10 times more, but for this one day you can get me at a discount.
– I only needed to take a couple shoots, you did that well.
– This camera could make anyone look good.
– I can fix anything in Photoshop.
– Every model I work with is awful.
– Must be nice just having hair and makeup done every day for work.
James Patrick
jamespatrick.com
IG @jpatrickphoto
